Mel’s Ten Reasons Why Your Elevator Pitch Failed
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You presented it to a group of Chinese investors, and the translator had laryngitis.
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You thought the guy in the elevator was an investor, when he was actually the janitor.
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You pitched your innovative shampoo to a bald investor.
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You forgot the name of your partner.
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The investor had bad breath, and you offered him a mint.
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The wifi in the elevator was poor.
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You had just taken out the garbage and he stretched out his hand to shake yours.
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You brought along a pitch deck with sixteen slides.
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He got out at the second floor.
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You kept staring at his Rolex watch.
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You didn’t notice his Rolex watch.
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You thought it was Zorro, and it wasn’t.
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Published: Nov 30, 2017
Latest Revision: Dec 18, 2017
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