Why Cats Can’t Drink Coffee
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Hi, my name is Peanut. Have you ever wondered what would happen if cats drank coffee? Here is the story I am about to tell you…
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One day, I saw my owner drink a cup of coffee.It smelled very different so I was curious.
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It smelled delicious so I took a sip.
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Then I went for a walk in my backyard and saw a strange glow coming from my cat tree.
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I was very curious so I went in.
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Suddenly, I fell down and it was really far, let’s say, about 50 miles.
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When I landed, I found myself standing on my hind legs in a superhero uniform in a weird factory. My mind was blank.
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“Hi” said a well dressed cat. “I’m Larry and welcome to Super Safety.”
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I was surprised. “Most cats can’t talk.” I thought. I introduced myself then Larry showed me all of the things in the factory including some time machines and portals, “All of these weapons and machines are used for fighting right?” I asked. “Of course!” He said. “These machines were all created by Dr.Flufftail” he said.
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He spent the whole afternoon telling me all about the factory.
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Finally, it was time to go because I had to eat my tuna and liver dinner. I could already smell it from here!
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“Goodbye Peanut!” they all cheered.”Come join our membership anytime! Only 144.99$ purrrrrr year!”
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I used one of the portals Larry had shown me earlier to get home. Finally, I was home.
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That is why you should never let a cat drink coffee!
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Thanks for reading my book!
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Published: Feb 1, 2021
Latest Revision: Apr 24, 2021
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