Very Rare Phobias
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Strangewallpatternphobia
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Strangewallpatternphobia
Fear of seeing strange random patterns on walls, especially of faces. Not related to….
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Bentarborophobia
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Bentarborophobia
Fear of curved trees, especially when they are bent over where you are standing right now and there are strong winds or lightning. Closely related to…
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Benchoscriptophobia
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Benchoscriptophobia
Fear of sitting on wooden benches bearing inscriptions, especially when they are located under bent trees. Not entirely unrelated to…
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Abstractartophobia
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Abstractartophobia
Fear of being trapped on certain floors of the MOMA. Manifests when the viewer is trying to figure out what the artist had on his or her mind. Closely related to…
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Pixelatophobia
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Pixelatophobia
Fear of seeing a pixelated work of art and not understanding what it depicts, especially when combined with…
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Sconophobia
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Sconophobia
Phobia of ordering a plain scone and getting one with raisins or cranberries. People with this phobia often also tend to suffer from…
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Fakesyrupophobia
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Fakesyrupophobia
Fear that the maple syrup you are adding to your oatmeal is not the real thing. Can migrate into…
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Finishupyourphagophobia
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Finishupyourphagophobia
Fear that if you don’t finish your food, no matter how unpalatable, other children will die in India or some remote geographical destination. Completely unrelated to..
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Sharpsandflatsophobia
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Sharpsandflatsophobia
Fear that you will have to play a song on the piano using only black keys. Closely related to…
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Seeingthingsinblackandwhitephobia
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Seeingthingsinblackandwhitephobia
Fear of seeing things in fifty shades of grey. Compare with…
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Publicdisplayofverycolorfulunderwearphobia
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Publicdisplayofcolorfulunderwearphobia
Fear of not concealing your feelings when you walk by provocative window displays. This has very little to do with…
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Sillyrhymingbookongiraffophobia
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Sillyrhymingbookongiraffophobia
The fear that you are stranded on a desert island, with only one book, and it is a translated children’s story about a giraffe that cannot do something in particular. See also…
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Neverbeingacknowledgedasachildren’sbookwriterphobia
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Neverbeingacknowledgedasachildren’sbookwriterphobia
Fear of wasting your time writing silly parodies like this, when you should be writing a pithy children’s story.
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Published: Feb 8, 2016
Latest Revision: Feb 9, 2016
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