Ten Jobs I Would Never Want
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I would never like to have a job cleaning up after a flock of birds.
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I would never want to be an astronaut. I like gravity.
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I would never like to work in a bank. I like money, but not that much.
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I wouldn’t want to be a cowboy. I don’t like the smell of cows, before, after or during.
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I wouldn’t want to be the guy who gives you a parking ticket.
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I wouldn’t want to wash corpses for a living (there is a profession like that, and I was offered it once).
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I never want to work with bees again. Once was enough.
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I wouldn’t want to be a model. I don’t have the figure. And I hate trying on clothes.
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I wouldn’t like to be a rabbi. I have enough problems telling myself what to do.
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I wouldn’t want to be a lion tamer.
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I wouldn’t like to be the television announcer who gets to read the news at three o’clock in the morning.
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I wouldn’t like to be a dentist. Now you know.
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I wouldn’t want to be a psychologist and listen to OTHER people’s problems.
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Published: May 24, 2021
Latest Revision: May 24, 2021
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