Mel’s Ten Reasons to Avoid Having a Concubine
by Mel Rosenberg - מל רוזנברג
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Mel’s Ten Reasons to Avoid Having a Concubine
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Your wife may get quite upset. And remember – happy wife, happy life.
The neighbors might look askance.
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Concubines are more expensive to maintain than most pets.
It’s always better to rent than to buy.
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Most concubines are foreign, and they might have boyfriends back home.
They are not as tax-deductible as one might think.
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It’s illegal in most countries.
You’ll have a mother-in-concubine and a father-in-concubine. Who needs even more trouble?
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A concubine might give birth to children that you have to bathe, clothe and feed.
A homesick concubine might eat kimchi or durian fruit in your bedroom.
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Published: Mar 11, 2018
Latest Revision: Mar 17, 2018
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