2020: THE WORST YEAR EVER
by Cristian
Copyright © 2020
2020: THE WORST YEAR EVER
Copyright © 2020
CHAPTER ONE: WELCOME 2020
I still remember, my legendary New Year’s Eve of 2019, I went to the center of Padua, to the Fabri Fibra concert, which among other things as a singer does not even drive me crazy, but I just wanted to be in company and be quiet, so that I could wait 2020. Then, midnight strikes, and this magical year begins. This magical horrible year. People could be heard greeting themselves for a happy new year, they didn’t know what would await them.
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CHAPTER TWO: WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT
At the beginning of 2020, so around January and February, everything was very quiet, absolutely nothing interesting had happened. Then, when you least expect it, you get disturbing news: the discovery of a virus from China. Initially, as a complete idiot, I didn’t give it much importance, I thought that virus only affect Chinese, but instead it wasn’t like that, a few weeks later I got a message from the class group: “Schools closed in Veneto for another week”, then that week became two, then three, then a month and finally we lost the whole school year.
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CHAPTER THREE: MY LOSSES
As I expected, in addition to the school, they also had to close places that I sincerely appreciate more than a school: for example the cinema, being a film buff, My heart broke at the news of their closure; they then suspended the Italian championship, this is a very particular case, because initially, the matches began to be played behind closed doors (without fans at the stadium), but then some top players proved positive for Coronavirus, so they had to stop the championship. The last match that I was able to see was Juventus-Inter, I had an absurd depression to see the stadium without fans, thank goodness that then Juventus won 2 to 0, and the depression went away immediately.
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CHAPTER FOUR: I’M THE BEST
After initially the whole planet warned us that it was mandatory to stay home, I saw people who started going crazy, who started crying, or who sent death threats to Giuseppe Conte. Being a misunderstood genius, I immediately understood that it was not the time and place to whine like three-year-old girls, and I immediately adapted to this new position. On my side I had my subscriction for a month of Netflix, which I dried up by watching movies and TV series. On my side I also had my one-year subscriction to Disney plus, whit a catalog of films and TV series higher than even Netflix’s. By now I have consumed all the films of Pixar, Marvel and Star wars. Another hero has come to my rescue: Sky cinema. Sky decided to give me a late Christmas present, the free use of Sky cinema, so I was greatly moved.
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CHAPTER FIVE: PHASES
The speech is very simple: in phase one, you can’t only go out to go to work or to do the shopping; in phase two you can go to visit relatives and girlfriend, the only time I went out was to visit grandmother; instead for the issue of the girlfriend there were not many problems, since I don’t have one.
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Published: Apr 3, 2020
Latest Revision: Apr 3, 2020
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