#DA STICK-MAN

Once upon a time there was a little girl skipping into the woods and…. Say WHAT!? Wrong story, that’s Little Red Riding Hood. Okay, back to the stick man. One day there was this man that fell through a hole and there was a portal at the bottom. He fell through the portal, and when he stood up he looked at his legs, and they were STICKS!!! That’s how he became known as the stick man. There was no one else like him.

Then the stick man met a friend. The stick man was very mad because his friend called him, “spaghetti,” but he didn’t mind that much. His friend was very fat, so everyone called him, “Meatball.” Then the little girl met a big bad wolf and… I already told you, that is the WRONG story; keep going with OUR story. Together, the stick man and his friend, “Meatball” make “Spaghetti and Meatball.” Spaghetti and Meatball both felt like they were mistreated, so they pulled a prank on the mean kids. When meatball took stick man to his house, they met Meatball’s father and mother. The mom was a taco and the dad was a big fat piece of cheese.

  The stick man realized that he was in food world. He was the only one that wasn’t food. I mean, he looked like food, but he wasn’t food.They adopted him and called him… called him, we don’t know what they called him but he was very happy. Let’s just say they called him DA STICK MAN. When he was a normal human, he always dreamed of being in a land filled with candy. But a land filled with food is close enough. When she finally reached her grandma’s house, she… OH MY GOSH, I told you and if you do it ONE more time, I will kill myself, carry on with OUR story

One day he was skipping to find the winter area. He heard that there was a land that he always dreamed of… CANDY-LAND. He was looking everywhere until he found what he was looking for. His plan was to eat his favorite candy. When he arrived his mouth was watering orange juice. ( If you are wondering why, and how he is watering orange juice, it’s because he is in Food-Land). She went inside the house and she was filled with… Please, Just be Quiet i’m trying to tell a story here. *cough* stupid person *cough*. Go on…The clouds were as puffy as cotton candy, guess  what, they are cotton candy. At first, when it started raining brown liquid started coming down, he licked it, and he realized it was chocolate milk! He found a jello cup and put it on his head, then he had a jello cup filled with chocolate milk.

He started walking around the place and found a gingerbread house in the distance. The exact moment he saw the gingerbread house, he ran towards it like crazy.  When he arrived to the gingerbread house he gobbled it up in a split second. When he was done eating, he just flopped right onto the ground like a bear just starting hibernation. He randomly burped. Joy. She finally saw her grandma/wolf in a costume and… I give up on trying to make you be quiet and stop telling your story while I tell mine, Person, Person, where are you? Never mind, keep going with MY story. *face slap*  When he finally got onto his feet he started walking. Then he went to a colorful river that was close to the gingerbread house and started drinking from it because he just felt like drinking. That river actually makes you kinda crazy, or as I like to say, a bit… Coo Coo.

When he finished drinking that delicious, poisoned water he just stood up straight and said, ” You need some MILK.” to the chocolate llama, it ran away. After a while, the cooness just wore off. When he got out of the “trance”, he found himself in front of a jello castle. Then she started asking questions about his wierdly shaped body and… Just stop o.k just let me finish my story. O.K. Keep going *sigh* “Oh” *hiccup* “My” *hiccup* “Gosh” * hiccup*. So big and beautiful and big and… and big and… BIG so big and smart I mean big, OMG, so big. Then he fainted. He woke up hours later and it was night. ” its so big and and I don’t know so pretty and big and BIG and shiny and big and…” He FINALLY went in and stopped saying big so big.

When he went in he bounced and bounced and bounced for hours, there was a slide and a pool and a and a and a a a… barbecue and soooo much more! All of a sudden she realized that it wasn’t her grandma it was the… Bye, Leave ,shoo I keep saying Keep going so Keep going…He stayed there for about a week or so. When he woke up one day in the Jelly castle, he decided to go home, he missed Mike the meatball and Sandy the taco with Cheddar the big fat piece of cheese. On his way back home, he ran into #DA BOMB (that’s a whole other story). They fought and fought until #DA BOMB ran away, #DA STICK-MAN followed him. #DA BOMB’s name was Jerry but he didn’t like that name so he called himself #DA BOMB. Jerry started throwing little bomb farts at DA STICK-MAN.

He was to tired to fight more  because the other day he was with his Bomb Friends in the Pillow castle. The Big Bad Wolf she met in the forest… Blah Blah Blah My story Blah… He got Very sick and today he is kind of still is a bit sick and tired so he threw a stink bomb on the floor and said,” I’ll get my revenge and also someday I’ll come back and chop off your skinny but beautiful bald head of yours, oh and also tell your mom I said hello o.k, Bye sucker.” He jumped into the portal and when DA Stick-man tried to jump in a chase him he jumped in, but, there is always a but, when he was about to go through the portal. The portal just disappeared in midair and he fell butt first to the marshmallow path. He bounced back up and didn’t get hurt because of the marshmallow . He was sad but was worried about his family that they will get hurt by #DA BOMB.

He skipped back home. His favorite part about going back home is that he can go through the border of Candy island and normal food place. Now she was REALLY scared. The wolf tried to eat her… So what happened next, I think I know what happened next, you DIDN’T let me finish my story.  He arrived home with a smile ear to ear. On the way he found a stray cat made of candy corn. He chose to adopt the cat and call it Grumpy Cat. All of the sudden, he just saw a random camel with wings just come out of a bread bush. Then the camel flew away with a scared look on it’s face and fire blowing out of the unidentified gender’s face. He arrived to his house. Everyone was overjoyed to see him and Grumpy Cat. Coming soon of the #DA series… #DA BOMB. The bomb book is about his point of view and many other more adventures so… To be CONTINUED…

Narrator: Finally I finished MY story now you can do yours. Person. Person. Where are you? Where’s an annoying person when you need one. Come on tell your story I wanna know what happends next. See you next time… I guess…