Mr. Know-all story

My name is Max Kelada, but everyone calls me Mr. Know-all. I am British, who knows everything about everything. I never make a mistake (at list not until now).  I love people and I know that people love me, sometimes no at the beginning of our meeting but eventually I’m a beloved person. I know that first impression is not everything. I learned that we should not judge people by their look, color or religious but only by their behavior.

I want to tell you about myself. I love to be happy and smile, that is why people like to be close to me. I have full stamped British Passport, from travelling and meeting places and cultures. I love to be clean-shaved and to expose my dark skin. I also have curly hair. I know to make tasty liquors, play cards and make cards tricks. I love to chat with everyone around me, about every subject. That explains my sensitivity and feelings to every person I meet.

To show you my skills, I would like to tell you a story from my last trip. Last month, I shared my ship cabin with a very nice Guy for 14 days, travelling from San Francisco, U.S.A to Yokoyama in Japan.  I always take my big luggage with me, that is way my suitcases are full of labels. I collect them to remind me and to show other people that I am traveling a lot and all over the world, this way I know different kinds of people, cultures and behaviors. While I was on the ship, I shared with everybody my knowledge. That is why all the people on the ship eventually called my Mr. Know-all.

One evening I met Mr. Ransay, an American Guy and his lovely wife. Mrs. Ramsay who wore a neckless made of pearls. I bet with her husband that it was real and expensive pearls, but MR. Ramsay told me that they are fake and cheap ones.

When I sow Mrs. Ramsay eyes I knew the truth, and in the first time in my life I said that I was wrong and paid Mr. Ramsay 100$. Everyone on the ship heard about it, but when I got my 100$ back, I knew that I was right. By the way, I am a Master in the pearls industry for many years- so in me and  all the time- I knew that the pearl are real.

I have many stories that show my knowledge about behaviors of people. For example, when I play cards or bet with someone, I always find a way to win- I read people’s faces, acts and movements. Moreover, I shared three of my tricks with my roommate on the ship.

Knowing things about the human nature always fascinated me. It is something you born with. Fortunately, I am so lucky to have it and lucky to use it right. In my opinion, all people have to be happy and smile. I heard that happy people live longer. I hope to have the opportunity to keep travelling and meet people from all places on earth – please wish me luck.

This story reminded me the song of the singer Eden Ben –Zaken –“The Roses Queen”. I chose this song because in the chorus of this song the singer says, in my translation: “Everybody call me in the neighborhood The Roses Queen, everything I touch I change to thorns. There is a roomer in the streets of Tel-Aviv that I brake hurts as a hobby”.

In the chart below (next page), you can see the similarity of the story and the song, by comparing the known name, the meaning of it, the surrounding and the advantage.

In both creations, the story and the song, the main actor/actress known by everybody- Mr. Know-all and the Roses Queen. In both creations the name is talks by it self- Mr. Kalade really knows many things and the Roses Queen exchange flowers to thorns. In both creations the roomer spread out- every body on the ship knew about Mr. Kalada before and after the bet, all the neighbours knew the roses queen and the last comparison is about the advantage – Mr. Kalada always right and in the song she is a heart breaker.

It is very interesting to see, in the story or in the song, that no matter where these people are if there is a roomer with a specific name the person behind it have proved its ability to fulfill its name: Mr. All-know knew the secret about the pearls and saved Mrs. Ramsay from embarrassment. He knew it just by the look in her eyes – only a Pearson who meets a lots of peoples behaviors was capable to notice that.