Conversations with Fudge – Fudge Draws a Picture

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Fudge: What do you think about that?

Me: What?

Fudge: The drawing.

Me: This drawing? You drew it?

Fudge: Yup, with my very own paws. What do you think?

Me: I didn’t know that dogs could draw. Who is it a drawing of?

Fudge: You. Who did you think it was a drawing of?

Me: It’s a picture of an old man. It doesn’t look like me at all.

Fudge: Someday it will.

Me: Why can’t you say or do anything nice?

Fudge: Bring me some pork jerky and I’ll do something nice.

Me: We keep kosher. We don’t have pork jerky.

Fudge: My dog food is right over there and it isn’t kosher.

Me: We don’t eat it.

Fudge: Then buy me some pork jerky and don’t eat it.

Me: And then you’ll do something nice?

Fudge: Yes. For example, I’ll tell you where your hush puppies are.

Me: My hush puppies! Where are they?

Fudge: In the garbage.

Me: You threw my hush puppies in the garbage?

Fudge: Two weeks ago. ‘Hush puppies’ is a brand that derides canines.

Me: You can forget the jerky.

Fudge: And to think I was going to draw you a really nice portrait. Take this instead. You don’t deserve anything better.