One day the lion and the panda met in a bar, they both noticed a beautiful lama.
They start arguing who she will like more, the argue deteriorated to shouts and swears, finally they decide to fight each other one year from now to settle their dispute.
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The lion faced the challenge, he built an intensive training plan
The first 3 mounts he ran 7 days a week 10K and improve his roars
The panda mediates
The next 3 mounts, the lion improve his strength in gym and his fighting skills in a “krav maga” lessons
The panda start drinking green tea leaves
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The next 6 months the lion slept less and trained even more: cycling, swimming, club fighting and many more.
The panda had a subscription to a local spa and had massage and pilling on a daily base.
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Eventually, the big day has arrived.
On the one corner the over trained lion and on the other corner, the relaxed panda.
The fight was short, the lion beats the panda in one single hook shot and then abuse him for a whole hour.
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The end
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Published: Aug 26, 2015
Latest Revision: Aug 26, 2015
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