Roy Goldenberg? I havent heard that name in a long time…….

So you’ve heard the name, but do you know the man? Even if you think you do, you probably don’t. Well, let me help you out there partner: Here are 10 facts that you may not have known about Roy Goldenberg:

Frittata for breakfast!!!!

Last movie he saw was “The specials” and he loved it. Roy is no stranger to cinema having started in many blockbuster films including Thor and The Avengers (although that may have been Chris Hemsworth, they look so similar).

Roy thinks that the brussel sprouts girl is cute (so do I). Don’t know what I’m talking about? Here is video

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Slamming doors is the worst thing in the world. He hates slamming doors. In fact his dream is too live in a house with only revolving doors.

His spirit animal is the Jerboas. One day he will ride a giant jerboas into battle.

He fxxxing hates zoos.

He once received a gift so bad it cannot be mention in this book. Maybe you should ask him during class…..?

He is team Charmander all the way, but Blastoise is cool too.

His alter ego is Jörgen a Swedish gardener form Stockholm. A man passionate about guavas and has a guava liquor distillery in his basement. Jörgen has been divorced 3 times, no kids, and was once an underground DJ for techno music.

First job was as a lychee sales man. Roy would walk from door to door selling lychee with the greatest sales pitch:

ליצ’י ליצ’י טרי טרי

אתמול נקטף במחיר מטורף

(12 NIS a kilo)

BONUS FACT!!!!

Roy completely knows that i am doing this and there is no reason why you should think that i am crazy…hahahaha. I mean why you? So I stalked his Facebook page for photos of him and sure I’ve compared him to the hottest guy in Hollywood, but who wouldn’t?!??!?! HUH!?!?? HUH?!?! YOU WANT A PEICE OF ME!!!!!! Anyways, don’t get the wrong idea here, I’m just doing my job. No ulterior motives, no fingers crossed………Don’t worry about something that definitely won’t happen.