NEIGHBORS

Hey Harry

Hi Max

You look like you need a haircut.

Yah, Maggie wants to do something creative so she wants me to grow it out before.

Oh yah? How is Maggie?

She working a lot so the days are pretty lonely. I try to get her to go for a run when she gets back home, you know just to blow off some steam, but she is so tired she just falls asleep in front of the TV.

We just threw out our old one….not sure why. The new one is bigger. And louder.

You know I saw you in the park the other day. I don’t think you heard me.

You know what it was, no I didn’t hear you. You know what it was? I saw this squirrel and I’m almost 100% sure it was the same as the one who’s been hanging out in my yard. I was staring him down and I swear to you he was looking at me and mocking me.

Those damn squirrels, taking over the entire neighborhood.

Did you here? About Martin?

Oh no! Don’t tell me….

Yep, cancer got the best of him. I mean, I don’t want to be insensitive, but he was getting up there in years. We all have our time I guess.

Did he have any kids?

Yes. Two boys. The older one was pretty sad, I say him crying, I think the younger one is too young to comprehend.

That’s a shame. Oh mailman is here. I’ve got to go.

Alright. Give him hell.

I will.

HEY MAILMAN!!!!!

WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF WROOF!!!!!!!