Joe the water molecule

Once upon a time, there was a water molecule named Joe. He was just minding his own business when suddenly, ZAPP! He was electrified. The heat energy evaporated him into the clouds. He went with the storm for a while, until one day, he condensed and fell onto a glacier. There he met Fred, who was also a water molecule. “whazzah!” shouted Fred. Then they melted and fell into a river. “Wheee!” cried Joe. The river carried them all the way to a lake. “That was fun,” Fred said. “Can we do it again?” So they evaporated. But this time, instead of falling onto a glacier, they fell into an ocean. “This isn’t a glacier,” Joe said. “This is an ocean!” Dun, dun, dun!

They went with the ocean for weeks, until finally, Joe evaporated. “Don’t forget me,” shouted Fred from the ocean, since he didn’t get evaporated. And Joe ascended into the clouds