February 21, 2010
Please, please do not attack Israel with nuclear weapons! How could we then explain away the deaths of hundreds of thousands of our Palestinians neighbours, let alone large number of our fellow citizens, the Israeli Moslems? They are your friends, aren’t they?
And, in case you cannot manage it yourself, please ask your wife, Azam al-Sadat Farahi, to come and visit Israel. We know she’d love it. She’d find out that she can live here far better as a Moslem, and as a woman, than anywhere else in the Middle East.
And presuming she has some influence over you (we have no idea what happens behind the bedroom door), you might actually grow to like us.
Your potential friend,