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# 46 – Overhead Conversation

Helping others to understand Israel - and Israelis to understand others...
  • Joined Sep 2016
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July 25, 2005

The following was NOT overheard on Gaza Radio….

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“How on earth did Ahmed get caught last night?”

 

“No idea. Maybe the drugs clouded his mind when he was being instructed.”

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“Impossible. That’s the whole idea about brain-washing. Avoids the need to think.”

“Did you hear about the suicide bomber they got in London?”

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“Wasn’t one”.

“Doesn’t matter. He was from the West. Brazilian. An infidel.”

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“Sharm El Sheikh worked out great – except they still didn’t get over 100.”

“Good chance more injured will die…maybe we should bomb the hospital where they are. Would that count?”

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“Nope. 2 separate attacks. You know the rules.”

“Buballah’s group got another couple of those settlers yesterday. Gotta get as many of them before they move out. It’s going to be far more difficult to get them after they’ve left – with those stupid Kassams.”

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“Yeh, but they got 2 of ours…”

“May a curse be upon you, goathead. Don’t you realise how wonderful it is to be sent to Paradise?”

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“So why don’t you go?”

“Someone’s gotta stay here to send them.”

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“Heaven’s door must be pretty wide in Iraq, in order to handle all the applicants.”

“You trying to be funny?”

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“Oh no, that’s against the Koran.”

“Whose interpretation is that? Karachi Kahn’s?”

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“Uh-uh – Amman Ahmad’s, version 462.”

“Hmmm. Haven’t read that one”

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“Is that your phone or mine?”

….

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“Who was that? Osama?”

“Don’t be dumb. He’s dead.”

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Bang!

“Silly goathead. No one’s supposed to know that. Now…anyone want to continue this game of shesh-besh?”

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