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Aviva Valentine

by

Artwork: Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature)

Englishman / Covid-retired int'l dental salesman / Antique English glass collector / Tennis player / Granddad / Traveler (in pre- Read More
  • Joined Jul 2015
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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

101 ways to say I love you

Wow……

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

I was simply thinking of translating them

But then I couldn’t find anyone

Dumb enough to sit with me through such a task

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

So I decided to make up a new list

I spent days on it

Thumbing through some of the most romantic novels ever written

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

I called the Poet Laureate

Spoke to Julio Iglesias

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

Checked Lady Chatterly’s diary

Tapped Casanova’s phone line

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

Looked under Richard Clayderman’s piano

And scanned the text of ‘Bambi’

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com
Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

Found nothing good enough for Aviva…

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Aviva Valentine by Stephen Pohlmann - Illustrated by Stephen Pohlmann (ghosted by Nature) - Ourboox.com

So I’ll stick to…

                      I Love You

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