Mel’s Ten Tips for Telling Someone they Have Bad Breath (Satire) by Mel Rosenberg - מל רוזנברג -
I'm a writer, scientist, musician, inventor and lecturer. During the daytime I am advisor to the President of Shenkar College. In the evening I write children's books, satire, and "how to" manuals ("Mel's ten tips). I'm co-founder of Ourboox and married to Ourboox CEO Shuli Sapir-Nevo.
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Mel’s Ten Tips for Telling Someone they Have Bad Breath (Satire)

by Mel Rosenberg - מל רוזנברג

It’s difficult telling someone that their breath is bad.

Here are my best tongue-in-cheek tips.

Or you can always send them this book!


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Tip Number One:

May I offer you eight pieces of chewing gum?


Tip Number Two:

People tell me your breath is bad. I say it isn’t. It’s terrible.


Tip Number Three:

Are your teeth like the stars? Do they come out at night?


Tip Number Four:

Are you still eating herring for breakfast?


Tip Number Five:

The only reason I can’t smell your breath is my allergies.


Tip Number Six:

No wonder women swoon when you kiss them.


Tip Number Seven:

I’ve met rhinoceruses with better breath than yours.


Tip Number Eight:

Please go open your mouth in the corner and attract the flies.


Tip Number Nine:

Your breath is fine! I’m joking! April Fools!


Tip Number Ten:

Here’s some mouthwash. Go gargle for half an hour.






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