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Mel’s 10 Tips on Keeping Busy at a Traffic Light

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We all get stuck in traffic. Sometimes I think I spend most of my waking hours at waiting at red lights. Like you, I just sit, get upset and waste my time. But just think. There is so much one can do!!

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Mel’s 10 Tips on Keeping Busy at a Traffic Light by Mel Rosenberg - מל רוזנברג - Ourboox.com

And I am not talking about picking your nose, pulling hair out of your ears and practicing other forms of traffic light grooming. Here are ten tips that will really change your life.

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Mel’s 10 Tips on Keeping Busy at a Traffic Light by Mel Rosenberg - מל רוזנברג - Ourboox.com

Tip Number One: Learn to sing four times better in four minutes (great for longer lights).

 

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Tip Number Two: Listen to the shortest TED talks ever.

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If the traffic light is short, double the rate of the presentations. Always fun to hear presenters speaking like chipmunks on speed.

https://www.ted.com/playlists/81/ted_in_3_minutes

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Of course, if the traffic light is very short, you might want to see an even shorter video about nothing in particular:

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Tip Number Three: Worried you’ll be late for your meeting? You can stop worrying forever. It will only take one minute and six seconds. Satisfaction guaranteed (I’m not worried).

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Tip Number Four: Practice singing Jabberwocky backwards. Great brain candy. And time passes so ylkciuq.

 

 

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Tip Number Five: Learn Chinese very quickly. It’s time we all did.

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Tip Number Five: You are a child of the universe. You have a right to be here. The universe is unfolding as it should. Relax. Listen to Abie Nathan.

 

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Tip Number Six: Soothe yourself by listening to Dean Martin. Volare works for me every time.

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Tip Number Seven: A quick snooze is always helpful. Just make sure that you do this when your car or bus is not in motion.

 

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Tip Number Eight:

Practice your embouchure. It’s not only good for players of reed instruments everywhere, it will make you a terrific kisser!

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Tip Number Nine: Be one of the only people in the world (less than ten have seen this video!) to know why Hillary Clinton really lost the election.

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Tip Number Ten:

Check whether you are color blind. If you are, the light may have changed already. Safe driving!

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Bonus Tip:

Check your eye dominance. Great for shooting guns, arrows, and generally finding out more about the person you are.

 

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