As Parker falls into the ocean, he laments his days with a human form. His traitorous Science teacher, Mr. Geers, had transformed him and his classmates into water molecules using dark magic in order to “Let them see the water cycle firsthand.” He wanted them to experience precipitation, evaporation due to heat from the sun, condensation, and gravity. They had strangely landed in the same place, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean as the wind blew east.
There they each sat, And sat. And sat some more. Eventually, some of Parker’s classmates started to evaporate into the sky. I guess they were finally going to, “experience the water cycle firsthand.” Attempting to avoid this, Parker began to run away from the water, but as a water molecule, he wasn’t able to run away from himself.
And there Parker sat, accepting his fate as he waited for his evaporation. He sat and sat and sat for 12 HOURS until he finally began to evaporate into the clouds. But as he was floating, he heard of demonic voice of Mr. Geers yelling, “To the clouds!” He was really putting his foot down on this form of learning.
Parker opened his eyes, well he tried to. He was know part of a cloud. He waited once again to hopefully be rained back down to the ocean where he can wait out Mr. Geers until his mana ran out. He only had to wait for two hours this time, not as bad as the aforementioned 12 hour wait.
After the wait, Parker began to feel himself fall. The storm had begun. He fell back into the ocean. Or at least he thought he was going back until he saw himself fall into a river. Parker rolled his eyes. “Of course he wouldn’t make this easy!” He began to fall down the river, for gravity forced water to only move downwards.
As Parker rolled down the river, he began to worry that this river would end in a waterfall. But then something worried him even more, for he wasn’t travelling down the stream, but rather getting sucked into the dirt. Parker began to scream, but being a water molecule, he had no larynx so no sound came out as he was dragged into the deep ground below.
Parker felt himself being pulled through the dark underground pipe. He didn’t know where he was going, but he could still hear the outside thunderstorms. When he reached the surface, he felt himself getting swallowed by something. As it turned out, he had been squirted out of a water fountain for dogs and had been drunk by his own dog, Betty.
After waiting inside of Betty for what he felt like to be ages, he was urinated out onto the outside grass after the storm had subsided. After this, Mr. Geers turned all of his students back into humans, for he had heard the bell ring for the next mod. Parker and his classmates all agreed to NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!