What Have I Forgotten?

“What have I forgotten?”

“I have no idea, dear.”

“Your keys?”

“They are in my pocket.”

“It looks like rain. Perhaps you’ve forgotten your umbrella?”

“Right next to the door.”

“Your reading glasses?”

“In my briefcase.”

“Your briefcase?”

“Right next to the umbrella.”

“Did you take your medication?”

“I sure did.”

“Perhaps you are meeting someone later on?”

“No, no meeting. I’m in the office all day. “

“Oh, I know what you’ve forgotten, dear.”

“What?”

“You’ve forgotten that yesterday you were fired.”