The job I would love to have: a hotel reviewer

Imagine this routine:

Check-in every Sunday,

getting to a new room,
Clean and tidy (which was not arranged by you…)
See if this time you got one with a hot tub or with a large balcony
Could it be both, who am I to oppose?

Read the information sheet and see:
When are the meals served?
What activities are offered to the guests?
And the important phones that will make your stay especially

indulging

Wear your vacation uniforms,
Swimsuit, straw hat, sunscreen
Flip-flops and swimming glasses

And you’re ready, to the pool!

Take warm towels
Tan a little and then get into the water

Order a cold watermelon on a hot day from the pool bar and have a cocktail, then relax.

After you had enough, return to the room, get organized, and head to the massage the hotel offers

Go back to the room again (yes, in this routine you often return to the room) and prepare yourself for a dinner in the dining room (even though you are still full of watermelon) with a variety of meats, salads, and side dishes, everything is at your disposal

Now, when you are really full, you go up to the room for the last time, to sleep in a king-size bed with lots of pillows and clean white sheets so you can dive into a deep sleep

At the end of the workday, get up in the morning, write the review of the hotel and move on to the next one