Things You Must Not Do When You Drive In The Rain

Don’t jump on the driver’s head,

When he drives in the rain.

Don’t ask him to tell you jokes.

Don’t give him Bananas,

Don’t ask him to sing,

Don’t ask him to write your notes.

Don’t ask him to write a book about elves

Or dance with a dancing bell.

And when the sun shines again,

Please, don’t do this as well…